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02 Nov 2007, 10:01 pm

I'm kinda confused. can someone summarize for me?



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02 Nov 2007, 10:19 pm

GoatOnFire, how did you get from the gas chamber waiting room to the apartment in Cape Cod? LOL.



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02 Nov 2007, 10:34 pm

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GoatOnFire, how did you get from the gas chamber waiting room to the apartment in Cape Cod? LOL.
FLASHBACK: Goatonfire is in his top secret lair deep under the ice at the North Pole. His breath hung on the air as he panted. He was finally finishing ten years of hard work. Will it work? Will it blow up? He throws the switch and the lights flicker. The power is drained from all over the world. Soon the lights stay on constantly as the power regulates. He did it! The molecular transporter is finished! He first tests it on his pet goat. It catches on fire. Hence, he always remembers that goat by saying he is "goatonfire". He made some tweaks to the system and now it works perfectly. He is now the genius of the world, but the world isn't ready for the technology, so he keeps it hidden. No one knows that it exists, thus people are confused as to how he can travel such distances in relatively no time at all.

Jump forward to where we are in the story. He knew he had to get to the apartment in Cape Cod, and thought no one would notice, so he remotely activated his transporter. Presto, he appeared in the Apartment, but Ana54 just so happened to notice. The main question is: Will GoatOnFire keep her alive for knowing such secrets? Stay tuned to this very thread to find out what's next. *que dramatic music*

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02 Nov 2007, 11:09 pm

Ana54 wrote:
GoatOnFire, how did you get from the gas chamber waiting room to the apartment in Cape Cod? LOL.


I work in mysterious ways. 8)


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03 Nov 2007, 5:37 am

After Jesus failed to help the Aspies over the other side, he turned his attation to the crashing plane.

There was a flash in the plane and everyone thought the plane had exploded, then Jesus appeared.

"Are there any true believers here?" asked Jesus.

TheAPERSON put his hand up. "Please, stop this plane from crashing"

"I'll try."

You'll try? Your the son of god, you can do anything."

Jesus replied, "Patience is a key to the kingdom of heaven.

And just as the plane was about to hit the Atlantic...


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03 Nov 2007, 6:14 am

Jesus said HAHA I fooled you friggin morons your all gonna die!!
The plain crashes and everyone dies. Now in the form of ghosts, we make our way back to shore...
Username88 said, damn, I always knew that guy was a deceptive a**hole!


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03 Nov 2007, 9:15 pm

Finally, GoatOnFire settled in the living room at the apartment, and username88 felt a bit better when he saw that people there were still alive. Alive! And he was alive too! There was hope after all! Life was so beautiful!



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04 Nov 2007, 4:35 am

Syzygyish floated above it



it floated above syzygyish




vaguely




It observed




it observed the blood pooling under the torso below it
something was wrong
not with the torso
it smiled
it remembered
something about laughing
at what...




it observed the broken wall
something was wrong
there was a distracting emanation
it sensed more power than a cenotaphs idea of God





the light
of a womans smile
embraced it
with a Roar




it fled
followed the other
light in the
followed another
un-follower away




fell


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04 Nov 2007, 7:40 am

After he managed to defuse the bomb and seal off the reactor, Major Anubis bolted his M16A10 light machine gun, and slung it around his back. The radiation suit was rather restricting. He took it off after he had reached the grey and black humvee, and told the driver, First Lieutenant Quatermass, to get the squad to the apartment where the aspie terrorist perpetrators, led by Ana54 were hiding out after they had launched a retrovirus targeting NTs.

The humvee drove off into the night, away from the burning laboratory.


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04 Nov 2007, 8:01 am

First Lieutenant Quatermass
suddenly felt a major failing in the force
like a million voices suddenly

he refused to jerk to majorAnubis

The humvee drove off into the night, away from the burning laboratory]


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04 Nov 2007, 11:24 am

After that escape, Litenant Quatermass instructed the Aspies to take arms.

"We shall fight them, on the beaches. We shall fight them on the fields. We shall fight them wherever they come looking for us."

The other aspies repiled "Yes, sir."

"OK, each moderator will get a group. You lot come with me."

And so the war began...


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04 Nov 2007, 4:09 pm

Then someone that hadn't read the previous entries in the story appeared and started to mess up the story.

He tried to ask why everyone was carrying weapons and other things people use to wage war with but everyone was too focused on trying to kill someone else. Then...


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04 Nov 2007, 7:37 pm

{I'm sorry...I too will screw this story up..}

Then Kilroy ran as fast as he could to Anubis, Alex, and Ana54.
He told them his plan, which was...


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04 Nov 2007, 8:16 pm

Suddenly the enterprise shuddered violently
& on the bridge everyone fell out of their chairs!

"Spock!Analysis!" said Captain Kirk,who was the first to recover.

"I'm detecting a devastating tear in the time/space continuum, Captain!" spoke Spock.
"If these readings are correct,the Universe as we know it will be redistributed as quatum energy into parallel universes,each one receiving the equivalent of a plank length increase..."
"But what can we do!All existence is at stake!I need answers NOW Spock!"
urged the Captain interuptingly.

"Captain,we must return to the Era of early Twenty-First century Earth again,
find the cause of this anomaly & stop it before the frequency-disruptions in the Chrono-medium
reach a Zero-point state!" stipulated Spock.

"Helmsman!Lock the coarse!"
"Scotty,give me everything you've got!" commanded Kirk.

"But" started Scotty...
"I am not interested in your butt.That's a nasty rumour started by sensatialist tabloid trash!"
"Emergency Warp pi to the power of pi!" ejaculated Kirk.

“Aye,Cap’n” sighed Scotty.


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04 Nov 2007, 8:25 pm

Syzygyish woke up from his dream on the floor of the apartment. Left, right and center, cops and military personnel were pushing, pulling, dragging, hauling, kicking, punching, carrying adn throwing Aspies out into the hallway, while other military personnel and cops stood around with machine guns.


"He's dead! He's dead!" ShadesOfMe wailed, bending over Cultus_Diabolus. A soldier hit her on the back of the head with his rifle, as though to say, "Get up or I shoot." ShadesOfMe got up and ran to the door. She did not want to be manhandled.


Out in the hallway, the Aspies were being separated into three groups-- males, females, and the disabled-- injured, dead and or dying.


Trigger11 had broken his arm and decided that he had better sneak into the men's group, or he might be shot. Most of the people in his group were lying on the ground or stacked piled on top of each other in a huge pool of blood that trailed into the apartment.



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05 Nov 2007, 2:20 am

Kilroy's plan was to confuse the terrorists. However, Kilroy was in a bad state, and he had to be locked up in the back of the humvee for his and the squad's safety. Anubis and four others stormed the building.


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