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Mick chased after Lion, as John chased Mick with a syringe of Heroin, and he looked back and saw John pacing up to him.

John Lennon accidentally pokes his own heart with the syringe, as he tumbles to the ground.

Unfortunately, Yoko was present.

Yoko knelled by John's side and started crying.

The whole thing was so preposterous that David Attenborough was fired for staging the documentary....

Mick, Lion and Yoko started to chase David Attenborough through the streets of London, trying to catch him, as John struggles to stay alive.

Then the universe quite suddenly implodes and everything ceases to exist.

Except for the singularity, the seed of all existence, which will eventually re-explode in a new Big Bang resulting in a new universe

Fastforward fifteen billion years: the universe implodes again, and this time there's just enough critical mass to keep it oscillating between destruction and creation, with a period of 1/1000 milliseconds.

Which doesn't leave much room for additions to the story, does it? OOOH, but that's a PARALLEL universe! Whew. By now, back in London, the lion has eaten Mick, Yoko, John Lennon and David Attenborough. But then it gets captured and sold off to a circus!

Where it has lots of spare time, in order to become a great, leading cosmologist, propounding the many-worlds interpretation in cosmological quantum ontology.

Of course, the lion is not a leading cosmologist strictly because his theories make sense -- it's more the reputation he gained by eating David Attenborough. Many cosmologists who might have been his intellectual rivals quietly decided to go into other fields. Like confectionery, or highway maintenance, for instance.

And so, cosmology went out of fashion for at least 50 years.

And than Mick comes back to life.

... reincarnated in the form of a Martian bacterium. Meanwhile, back on Earth, startling new research into a cure for "neuro-typicalism"

...has been developed. It has been included into the DSM, which by the way is an unconventional event in psychological history.