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27 May 2010, 1:26 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why


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27 May 2010, 2:10 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows


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27 May 2010, 2:17 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead



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27 May 2010, 10:26 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere.


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27 May 2010, 10:40 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He


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27 May 2010, 10:42 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously


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27 May 2010, 10:47 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched


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27 May 2010, 12:25 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the


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27 May 2010, 1:01 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest


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27 May 2010, 1:09 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest aspie



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27 May 2010, 1:11 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest aspie ever


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27 May 2010, 1:14 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest aspie ever. The



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27 May 2010, 3:03 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest aspie ever. The energetic


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27 May 2010, 3:06 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest aspie ever. The energetic young


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27 May 2010, 3:18 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest aspie ever. The energetic young fluff


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27 May 2010, 4:17 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goosefat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran