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"What's with all these bumpss?" thought TheAPERSON...

...Out loud
"Looks like someone's just trying to make sure no-one forgets about this war" CL muttered back. "And where the hell is John?"

"I am in the robot thing," said a psi voice emanating through everyone's head, or more over, I am the robot, we have become one, and I am it, and it is I."

(OOC: Doing this to remind people that there is still a story.)

TheAPERSON saw the incoming rockets. He then took out a secret weapon that no-one else knew he had, a Reflector. This special tool allowed projectiles to be reflected. TheAPERSON used it and sent a rocket back to where it was fired. Unfortunately, the other rockets landed on the ground. TheAPERSON ran over to see if anyone was hurt.

Thankfully, the aspie army had retreated enough not to be in the way of the rockets.
(can I write zombies into this story?)

During this lull in the battle, through a loudspeaker the aspies could hear a somewhat vaguely familiar voice. It said "we have some terms for you, I am the voice of the negotiator and I am a highly ranking NT official, if you would declare a truce so that I may enter your base and speak with your leaders it would be greatly appreciated."

John got a sniper rifle ready to shoot whoever it was with the loudspeaker but with his bionic eye he saw that it was GoatOnFire talking through the loudspeaker, and then he remembered from a while back that GoatOnFire was working freelance undercover on some sort of plan to kill NTs while pretending to be an NT.

He still wasn't sure if GoatOnFire could be trusted. John, alex, and several of the high ranking officials at Tom's base decided to let GoatOnFire in. Of course they would have to pretend like they thought he was an NT until he was inside.

GOF rode towards the base in a horse carriage that was being pulled not by horse, but by John McCain.

So they let GOF into the base and had him frisked to make sure he wasn't wired.

It was a female doing the frisking and GOF made a snide comment about how she could frisk him all day and all night.

alex then lit into GOF

alex: GOF, it is not good to be disrespectful to women. It is.. *spits out coffee* where's the b***h that brings me coffee. This coffee tastes like moldy diarrhea. I asked for a f*****g cappuccino and I f*****g get s**t in a cup. Dumb ho. Get that b***h and make her f*****g make me a f*****g cappuccino with 2 and a half cubes of f*****g sugar right f*****g now like a good b***h should. I guess it's too much to ask that a dumb b***h would shut her f*****g mouth like a b***h should when a man f*****g needs some f*****g coffee.
GOF: Um.. alex.
alex: Oh yeah, what brings you here?
GOF: I guess I'm risking my cover but because I rank highly in the NT army I just couldn't pass up a chance to get an update on everything that's been going on with you all, I haven't seen any of you in a while.

So they took a while and told GoatOnFire everything that had happened since the last time he'd seen anyone. After GOF heard about everything he was silent for a few seconds looked up and said.

GOF: When the f**k did life turn into a bad sci-fi movie?

The aspies were getting suspicious. Why did GOF really come in? They asked him about any other motives.

GOF: Oh yeah, I convinced them to call the cease fire to see if yall'd let me in. Here are the terms you're supposed to look at. They claim to be letting you all come out peacefully and letting life go on but don't believe a f****n' word of it, they have an ambush set for you so just write here that you do not agree to the terms.

After not agreeing to the NT's terms GOF then decided it was time for him to leave. There was still something suspicious about the way GOF was acting.

As GoatOnFire got ready to leave the base he told them "Oh yeah, next time I see you all I'll have a big announcement to make. But until then you all try to stay safe. And by the way, if I were you I'd start to get ready for some zombies because that's what the NTs are planning to throw at you next."

"How did they get zombies?" Paladin_Cecil asked. "Hmmm.." mumbled CL. She jumped onto a working computer and Googled "zombies" She found a blog dated in the early days of the holocaust. "It says here that one lab had heard about the holocaust, and tried even harder to find a cure for autism, so they wouldn't have to kill us. They injected a rat with some serum they had created, thinking that it was the cure. Then, the rat bit someone. That person turned into a zombie. Needless to say, within a few hours, everyone in the lab had become a zombie. It's pretty obvious that the NT army got hold of that serum and used it for their own purposes."

A red object appeared at the top of the hill.

John (from inside the mega robot that he was in...in psi mode...) "They have Zombies?"

The robot immediately disappeared and John appeared, in full bionic mode, well, almost, the trick when he was immersed with the bot, was that he could call forth weapons, and he had some sweet larger wings.

"Everybody," said John via Psi talk, "We have an incoming bogey, that red object is some sort of interspatial transport that the NT's are using."

(I would think the red object coming down the hill would be CockneyRebel's Routemaster.)

This red object was not CockneyRebels routemaster! It was in fact an embarrassingly phallic chemical weapon missile-----that has a chemical-Zyklon C- that ONLY KILLS AUTISTICS!

John stretched out his hand, and immediately as if a rippling had occured, the red device shot upwards out into space.

"The NT are starting to get on my nerves," he Psi Spoke.

Then a tall man in a wide-brimmed hat strode up to John and said, in a slow antiopodean drawl,

"G'day Chief, just flew in from the Riverina. Have you seen Speedy anywheres about?"