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Granted. But it is rotten.

I wish I had a car

Granted. But you forgot where you parked it.

I wish my dog learned to bathe herself.

Granted. Your dog has also learned how to use a flamethrower, and also now drives a car she calls "Burning Fury" in demolition Derbies.

I wish I had 700 DS games, Legally.

Granted. Gaming consoles are sold out, though.

I wish gravity could be manipulated.

Granted.

Everyone is now hanging onto Earth for dear life...

I wish I had a pet cat.

Granted, it's made of PET plastic.

I wish I was a ninja!

Granted, you now have unlimited 3 dollar bills.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala...

Granted, you're a has-been rapper who hasn't had a hit since 1995.


I wish I got a raise at work.

Granted, you no work on the roof of your building.

I wish for... puppies.

Granted! Puppies of pukage. that puke all the time!

I wish i could be wrapped in a million sweaty sticky neoprene wetsuits and left in the sun with nothing but water and food for 7 days, after which i would be unwrapped

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Granted but they are not sticky, they're greasy....



A scooter..

Granted.

Here is your scooter



enjoy looking like an old granny type.

I wish scooters like the above didnt exist... they are slow and hard to drive around when you are in a fast powerchair... ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET STUCK BEHIND ONE IN A STORE. ARGH

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but they are replaced by noisy motor scooters.

I wish to be successful, wealthy, have healthy grand-children, and die a hero.

Granted. You have 1000 grandchildren who have great grandchildren, and so non. Having trouble keeping up? You also inherit ∞ in pennies. And about being a hero....you can fly.

I wish I was a fairy.

Granted but you are immediately trapped in a jar by a member of a religious cult that believes all fairies are devils. You are never let out and are forced to suffer to show children how evil faeries are.


I wish I could go on a hike