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granted. But 5 minutes after you get, you accidentally knock it on the floor, then step on it and break in half when you go to pick it up.


i wish I could visit Norway

Granted, but Norway is not at home at the moment. Do you wish to leave a message?

I wish there were a Wikipedia in romaji.

Granted. Only for one article so far, and it is a stub.

I wish I jump into some video games.

Granted. You're now a zombie in House of the Dead 2. Just hope the guy with the gun in his hand runs out of quarters before he gets to you.


I wish my boss would go back to his office instead of leaning on my desk and yammering like an ignorant buffoon.

Granted, he gets off your desk and goes back to his office. With all your due paperwork inadvertently stapled to his buttocks.

I wish I would get that position I want as assistant editor.

Granted. You become assistant editor for a exciutive mispelling oaf when it comes to typing. Enjoy geting shouted at.

I wish I could travel in cyberspace.

Granted, you are now The Ghost In The Machine, but a computer nerd gives you a virus.



I wish I were both popular and had freedom of speech simultaneously.

Granted. But remember, Freind Computer will be awiting your confession, Citizen...Wecome to Alpha Complex!

I wish I could experince a day in Alpha Complex.

Granted, Alpha complex is a SUPER HIGH SECURITY (supermax) prison. enjoy your stay

I wish my pain levels were lower

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Granted. Now your feet hurt.

I wish I had a perfect Spanish/English dictionary.

Granted.

Unfortunately the explanations for the Spanish section are in Spanish, and the English section is completely in English...

I wish my flat would tidy itself...

granted however it reorganises all your stuff in random orders so you dont know where anything is

i wish i didn't get scared about anything anyone tells me is scary/dangerous even when i dont believe them -_-

Granted. You don't even get scared by lightning strikes 2 inches away, nor tornadoes.

I wish I had a pokémon based bed.

Granted, but it's sized for a two year old.

I wish The dye would take in my yarn.

Granted, but now it looks to pretty to be real and you are afraid of it.



I wish Caso would be okay.

Your bird is OK. but unfortunately he randomly duplicates himself and you no longer know the real from the duplicate.


I wish they would be more careful in editing the ND books.