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14 Jun 2010, 12:18 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly



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14 Jun 2010, 12:33 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into



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14 Jun 2010, 1:50 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight


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14 Jun 2010, 2:08 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium



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14 Jun 2010, 6:14 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before


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14 Jun 2010, 9:41 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn.


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14 Jun 2010, 11:06 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions


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15 Jun 2010, 1:08 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook



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15 Jun 2010, 1:47 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities


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15 Jun 2010, 1:54 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting



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15 Jun 2010, 5:04 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze


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15 Jun 2010, 6:34 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied



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15 Jun 2010, 7:06 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers


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15 Jun 2010, 12:01 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning



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16 Jun 2010, 3:22 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes



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16 Jun 2010, 3:43 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Business shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily.


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