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"There! Quick! Get in! Are there any children in there? Bring them in too!"


"YOU TREACHEROUS BARSTIDS!" roared the Professor, as he sunk, wishing that in his life he had at least been able to put his books down long enough to learn how to swim.

Watching all this from Seattle, Tim_Tex decided to move in...

He turned off his police radio and his cell phone, after mass-messaging everyone telling them he was on his way in.


Then he got out the only weapons he had-- a pitch fork, a rifle, a noose, some fireplace "utensils" and a whip, and put them in his duffel bag.


There had been a roundup in Seattle... a tour group had been attacked by the police and all the people who looked Aspie, including the tour guide and a 15-year-old who had come to Seattle on his own, had been arrested, stuffed in a police van and driven off. It had been on the front page.


His beloved Seattle was no longer safe. He needed to do something. Even if he only killed one of them, that was one of them.

The Professor and Bazza had made it to shore, clinging onto an empty beer keg. They scrambled up to the road and hurled the beer keg at the passing police van.

It smashed the windscreen and caused the driver to crash .....

There were ten male Aspies from the apartment in the back of that car: Quatermass, Alex, Calandale, MrMark, TheMachine1, Danielismyname, KingdomOfRats, Kilroy, Samtoo and AnonymousAnonymous!


"We're free! We're free!" KingdomOfRats shouted.


"Not yet," Danielismyname argued.


"Shut up!" MrMark hissed, "or people will hear that we're Aspies. Look at those two guys over there; I think they heard us. We may have to kill them now."

"No, I don't kill people," Alex said. "They'll just have to come with us."


"Ahem," the Professor said, striding over to them with his hand outstretched. "Welcome."

"Come with us" said Alex. "We'll keep you safe."

"Where to, Alex?" Danielismyname and KingdomOfRats said.


"You'll see."


Alex led them over to a nearby stormdrain, took off his belt and started whacking the grate.

Please write me into the story. I tried to, but I can't write for s**t.

All the WrongPlanet members hear this Ding-Ding!! They look out the front window, and they see CockneyRebel pull up the driveway, in her lively red Routemaster.

Wait... how could CockneyRebel be driving a Routemaster bus on the WATER?


The prisoners in the boat pushed and shoved, the ones in the cells that didn't look out on her calling to the others to tell them what was going on.


"She's in... a Routemaster Boat!" someone shouted.


"Oh, mon dieu!"


"How did you find us?"


"Hop in, folks."

And they were all set, waiting in anticipation to drive off in the red Routmaster. Cockneyrebel started the engine which roared into life, she put it in gear and just as it began to move forward, the SQL server went down.

AHHHHHHHH

Well, I guess we're going to be stuck here for a while ......, said Cheerlessleader

"They're going to catch us!" Age1600 said weakly, having woken up from her dead faint.


"We're not going very fast... but they weren't watching out either, so now we'll have to just risk it."


The over-a-hundred hundred people piled into the red Routemaster. The ones on top around the edges had to be careful not to fall out.


Someone turned to CockneyRebel suddenly. "Hey; you were in the cell with me a moment ago. What happened?"

"Well, you see, the thing about that is..." CockneyRebel started, and the other wrongplaneteers crouded around to hear the story...
*FLASHBACK*
Starr, CockneyRebel, Netish and Renaeden sat and waited miserably in cell 5. What were thier captors going to do to them? Then, in the distance they heard footsteps and shouting approaching their cell. It was 2 of the guards, frogmarching Cheerlessleader to cell 5. They unlocked the cell, threw her in, and as they turned around to leave, CL quickly grabbed them by the back of their heads and slammed them against the cell's bars. The guards slumped to the floor, unconsious. CL then removed their uniforms, and then threw one to CockneyRebel, and they pulled the uniforms over their clothes. CL grabbed the guard's keys and gun. "Come on, let's go!" she whispered. Hopefully everyone would think that they were guards, moving the prisoners. "I guess we're going to have to find a vehicle of some sort" mumbled CL. "That's already taken care of" grinned CockneyRebel. She removed a remote control-like device and pressed a button. A few seconds later, a big red Routemaster drove up to them. "I knew this wopuld come in handy some day" she said. " CL smiled a very rare genuine smile. "Cockney, you're a genius!" Cockneyrebel took the driver's seat, and they drove back towards the cells to pick up everyone else.
(Well, there's my contribution. A crummy world of plotholes and spelling errors. Well, maybe not spelling errors. Also, I hope you like the way the Routemaster appeared, CockneyRebel.)

Something had evidently gone wrong with Speedy's craft. It had reached Earth's orbit, but was satelliting the planet. His stasis over, Speedy did what he could to get the craft to make an entry. It was something technical, which meant calling the 24 hour space-breakdown service. Apparantly there was something wrong with the onboard computer, and it needed turning off and on.

He started up, and headed down to earth. Very soon he reached terminal velocity, and was trying to aim for some water, preferably near a coast...

The parachutes engaged, the pod drifted towards the sea. After releasing the tab on the liferaft inside the pod, because he thought it would be funny, Speedy squeezed it outside and into the water. Taking the time to remember everything, his shopping list, the solution, and his cowboy jacket that really needed dry-cleaning, he got into the raft, and paddled as best he could toward the shore. Seeing as a craft had just fallen from the sky, it wasn't long before a crowd was assembling on the shore. Oh great, he thought, a frickin crowd. Getting closer, he could see that it wasn't so much a crowd, more an armed guard.

Speedy reached the shore, and was accosted by the militia that stood before him

"Marvellous", he said, "I have a list of things I need to buy, and some dry-cleaning. Is there any chance you could get these for me, or can I go myself. Of course if it means going to a mall, I'm not really interested. No one's got an elastic band on them, have they? I seem to have lost mine, and I need it when I'm around new people..."

"He's one of them" a guard said, "let's go"
"Oh bugger", said Speedy, "no chance of the chocolate milk, then? And be careful with that jacket, it's suede..."

Cheerlessleader stood before the guard in her wet cheerleaders' costume, blocking his way so the others could make their escape.

The guard stood there transfixed. His eyes following the driplets of water running off her deep auburn hair, trickling down her neck and down her wet tee shirt. His eyes were drawn further down below her miniskirt that barely reached her thighs and down her athletic sun-bronzed legs.

Could Cheerlessleader use her womanly charms to secure the others escape ..... ?

Little did this neanderthal of a guard suspect what Cheerlessleader was holding, hidden behind her back.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, something tererible happened...