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06 Sep 2011, 5:13 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono



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06 Sep 2011, 5:50 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang



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06 Sep 2011, 5:52 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a



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07 Sep 2011, 5:13 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy



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07 Sep 2011, 10:17 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune


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07 Sep 2011, 10:33 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of



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The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his



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09 Sep 2011, 3:16 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native


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The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native land



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The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native land of


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The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native land of China.



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11 Sep 2011, 4:12 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native land of China. Afterward,


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11 Sep 2011, 12:25 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native land of China. Afterward, he



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The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native land of China. Afterward, he danced


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12 Sep 2011, 4:40 am

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native land of China. Afterward, he danced with



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12 Sep 2011, 4:50 pm

The lilacs were never supposed to be anything important to businessmen. Why? Businessmen shouldn't favour Martian mutated boy flowers. Today was submerged in pollinated businessmen with quills for alien parchment. However, this outrageous outfit only angered hermaphrodites because it implied that Martians were trying hard to infect only mutated chickens...

Truly, capitalism never caused any chickens harm. However, socialists certainly attempted total obliteration, effecting evolution. Square-dancing in other pastures while maintaining the illusion of reality, but scruples exposed everyone. Tomorrow, heads will roll! The important rabbis were controlling all popsicles, and deciding positions aggravated by intoxication. This atrocity provoked anthropologists world-wide to rebuke such wanton disregard for coherence. Consequently, eggs felt shell-shocked by sweaters covering broken turntables, hatching raptors, incessantly chattering geese fertilizing petunias, then bathing in goose fat.

On Mars, Jimmothy Kraket Junior was investigating the mysterious assassination of the king crab named Macaulay. Notorious for secretly cloning artworks by photocopying naked trees, Macaulay had sold millions of hats with Botticelli's angels surfing FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doctrines cooking waffles. When grammar-Nazis stormed past gayly, all taffeta worn by Oscar Wilde transformed supercalifragilisticexpialidociously into a soft balloon ball.

Jimmothy flounced among many, never knowing why rainbows lead nowhere. He miraculously launched the fastest Aspie ever. The energetic young fluff ran millions amok countries of pizza with anchovies.

Young moped rider Joe, gained popularity by swinging Nazis with silicon faces. Once microscopic scientists centrifuged poop donuts (which smells rank), they accidentally vomited enormous gallons of blood. This punk had rope-a-doped nine spelunkers, enraging EVERYTHING!

Since his harpoon stabbed wildly at Jimmothy, he cried until his tearducts stabbed repeatedly over his *beep*. If everyone pees Kool-Aid without thinking, Mars (nearby the nebula) inevitably blew-up. Higher-consciousness hypothesises results in various types of fruit encrusted with teletubby-like seeds. Still, geeks clandestinely calculated Jimmothy's momentum with the seeds. However, mischievous engineers (Miss Doubtfire, for one) decapitated the well-meaning, yet stupid gnome, Geronimo, who died while Jimmothy wasn't looking, instigating marijuana-induced alcohol secretion. NASA then discovered nomadic spacecrabs, jovial aliens shaped anthropomorphically. They ravaged entire poodles with hunkalicious tomatoes.

Giddy elves tend rodedendrums, hover bikes, using anti-gravitation rocks, propel Sonic towards your pastor's butt. Once noobs grant administrative government access, they crack down on curebies to prevent causes of deaths of hedgehogs in the Sahara. Some of their minions slobbered down ham-balls. Like That-One-Guy who overzealously polished their resumes.

Why? Because nothing sucks like That-One-Guy. I love crab-juice in Macaulayburg county. Many years ago, mannequins consisted primarily of droids running crabwise across frozen, picturesque taiga in the Bahamas. During Earth's final revolution, those desperate dummies invaded Mars, praying nothing obscene punches their delicate gills. Jimmothy's great-grandmother, Rogweena, who had burnt acid in wine, tippy-toed drunkenly into Starlight Emporium before dawn. Explosions shook cities, lighting ablaze able-bodied soldiers, burning pancakes stealthily. Suddenly the airport, which had served both as railway station and underwater biodome, seemed rather absurd.

On Saturday, immediately after crawling out from under the rubble, coughing blood thickened with strange particles, Jimmothy called holy Prophet unmentionable names, such as Merde, Putain, Semprini, and tumble-turd. This blasphemous act enraged Jimmothy II, killing his rhubarb patch efficiently and spoiling the chances of peacefully making Muslims pray to Eminem. Having thusly failed to force religious orangutans into tunnels, gorillas stampeded towards the demilitarized planet. Failing kidneys risk being blackballed universally by vacuum sentinels trained in Czechoslovakia, however, they become increasingly tasty when sprinkled with chimp-proof nuggets. Those warmongering apes stomped through twelve whimsical children intolerant of heavy pillows and orthopedic disorders. "Never step on newly laid eggs," said a rabbi. Quivering uncontrollably, Prince Nicholas de Lard CLXIII undressed and pulled his purple curtains up, exposing several hairy dwarves. "Hey! Morons!" Tiny-Faced charismatically shouted: "Where do you put that stuff of dreams that you pillaged while gods laughed and tickled themselves?"

"I know some place where animals yearn to be musicians, where cartoons are considered holy, and where worlds emerge into the Abyss," Sonic told Homer Simpson.

"Really?" Homer inquired. "Does Mr. Burns know Tallyman?"

Sonic bombs interrupted Homer, who surprisingly quoted Oprah Winfrey's diatribes. Since Oprah couldn't immortalize herself, she EXPLODES. BOOM.

Sonic, who smells, admitted that Daffy was stark raving bonkers. Mario, having lost that prestige, spun horizontally. Wakko, being hungry, hunted pinballs. Unfortunately they whipped his cream. Shantae destroyed all Freakmobiles. After Yakko and Dot went barnacle crazy, babies with Asian Parents spontaneously reverted to Fetus within millennia. However, seeing Gabby undress her elf lackadaisically, I couldn’t understand why elvenfolk ate mostly green mangoes infected with microscopic worms.

"Nobody quite understands what amazing psychedelic dreams are here for, orange flowers singing mechanical birdsong warcrys are common." Napoleon went dancing, hoping dessert could bring joy but quickly forgot that mindreading waitresses hate serving ice cream to Polar bears. Instead of spinach, synthetic fingers covered an entire portion.

Mayor Ringo purchased four golden retrievers to facilitate the search for labradors who were hiding shamefully underneath a pink elephant. They eventually coaxed "Elmo" out of his shoe factory. Then Ringo triumphantly cooked meatloaf alamode. Afterward, beatles danced gayly untill sadistic ants blasted LSD-laced croissants into the woodpecker's egghole. This didn't change the fact that mosquitoes feed their offspring with bleeding human scabs. Finally Ringo gathered his donuts filled with warm worms and placed them underneath a maternal heatingpad.

Over the next year, hipsters sneered at those knickerbockers while expert analysis of aspies showed all tests proved nothing. Back then to the drawing board!

The laboratory crayfish, named Bob Crimeclaws, provided evidence that munchkins don't eat anything that sings opera. However, Bono sang a filthy tune of his native land of China. Afterward, he danced with chickens


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