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littlesmiley
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21 Nov 2007, 8:42 am

littlemilsy had made a automatic eye poker with shades of me



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21 Nov 2007, 7:43 pm

Now, she was going to use it.


ShadesOfMe was her friend, and she was in a prison camp somewhere, and Littlesmiley was going to use what they had made to rescue her.



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21 Nov 2007, 7:56 pm

Needs more Berserker.



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22 Nov 2007, 5:25 am

Berserker was on the other side of the prison camp, watching ShadesOfMe. As littlesmiley came in, Berserker...


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22 Nov 2007, 12:48 pm

shouted, "Thank God you came! My weapons would not have been enough for us! Alternative bailed out, he was a coward! I hope he didn't kill himself. I went through s**t to get here. I had to hack into all kinds of things to get the location of this ship."



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22 Nov 2007, 9:47 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
Cheerlessleader stood before the guard in her wet cheerleaders' costume, blocking his way so the others could make their escape.

The guard stood there transfixed. His eyes following the driplets of water running off her deep auburn hair, trickling down her neck and down her wet tee shirt. His eyes were drawn further down below her miniskirt that barely reached her thighs and down her athletic sun-bronzed legs.

Could Cheerlessleader use her womanly charms to secure the others escape ..... ?

Little did this neanderthal of a guard suspect what Cheerlessleader was holding, hidden behind her back.

Then, all the sudden, the guard woke up from his fantasy, and came face to face with the real Cheerlessleader! She was wearing pale blue jeans with a huge rip in the right knee, and a black, button-up coat over a lilac t-shirt. Cheerlessleader than revealed the the chloroform she was holding behing her back and let him have it. Then she snuck into the dungeon, snuck over to the cell where Speedy was being kept when he was captured, pulled a paper clip out of her pocket and picked the lock. "Come on" she whispered. Speedy got up, and they made their way back to CockneyRebel's Routemaster. (sorry BazzaMcKenzie, but there is no way in hell I'm dressing like a total slut, even in some silly story.)


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22 Nov 2007, 11:55 pm

ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH

"drat that Cheerleessleader, my fantasy has been dashed again",

said the guard, waking up from his chloroform induced unconsciousness .......

"she should be called, 'Fearlessleader' ", said the guard as he fell back into his chloroformed sleep.


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23 Nov 2007, 12:26 am

The heat from the stoking ovens below was overwhelming even with the door open, and the chloroform evaporated into the air...



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23 Nov 2007, 7:12 am

...while Berserker was rescued and escaped.


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26 Nov 2007, 7:24 am

(I'm assuming that we're continuing from the flashback that I included in my first contribution, not including the "please write me in" post)
... When Cheerlessleader and Speedy were making their way back to the Routemaster and waited. Cheerlessleader watched the inside of the prison with a telescope, and waited until all the guards had fainted from all the chloroform in the air. CockneyRebel drove back towards the cells, where they watched alex take off his belt and and whack the grate of the stormdrain. *END FLASHBACK*


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26 Nov 2007, 11:19 am

While Speedy was sitting on the Routemaster, he went through his pockets. Things were not looking good. He turned to the mystery girl who rescued him,
"What happened to my jacket? I asked them to dry clean it for me. And they didn't get my shopping. I was looking for some chocolate milk."

"What are you doing here? And by the way, it was no problem getting you out of that cell."

"Oh, right, I am not very good at the whole thank you thing, but here, you can take one of my rubber bands if you like"

"OK..."

"I am here because I had an answer to this whole problem, I kept myself isolated in space so that I may work on it with no distractions. Then I saw how bad things were looking down here, so I returned. I sent a transmission to a radio station located not far from where I crashed, I guess there was no one left to hear it"

"This answer, what is it? Where is it now?"

"Thats just, I hid it on my person, but they must have searched me when I was unconscious. Bastards took my hat, as well. Without it, I can not fully explain the whole thing, all I can say right now is that we can be free, and I need that file in order to do this. I feel a little faint, is there a reason for this?"

"That will be the large wound on your head. I'm Cheerlessleader, by the way"

"Speedy. Kind of ironic considering it has taken me so long to get here..."

At that point Speedy passed out, no hat, no jacket, no chocolate milk, and no answer.


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26 Nov 2007, 6:51 pm

The people were now all filing in one direction... toward the stormdrain. Even the people who had just arrived in the bus knew somehow that they were going to a safe place. The prison ship had been coming closer until it suddenly burst into flame. Even from the shore, CockneyRebel could hear screaming and smashing, yelling and cursing, swearing and hollering and moaning and thumping and crashes and booms, bangs and scrapes. The other prisoners had seen them escape and were now rioting to distract the guards!


Half the just under 150 people were into the stormdrain when CockneyRebel got stuck.



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26 Nov 2007, 10:19 pm

Yoshie returns to WP and notices a lot of changes. He wishes to know what he missed and how everyone is doing. He yerns to get back in touch with some of the folks on WP.


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26 Nov 2007, 10:35 pm

Yoshie says to Cockneyrebel, you have to let go of the Routemaster, it won't fit down the tunnel


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26 Nov 2007, 10:44 pm

(OMG, Bazza, you are HILARIOUS! LOLOL!)


Smelena karate-chopped the bus in two. "Here, now it will fit. You can glue it back together after."



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27 Nov 2007, 4:21 am

By now, Anubis was lying on the wet pavement in the rain, unconscious and unknowing. He gradually came to consciousness, and found that he had been dumped on the street. He headed back to his well-fortified penthouse, and had to walk across town. He had only his keys and wet clothes, the rest had been taken, including the intel he had collected on his last assignment, before he was captured and tortured.

ARGH!!


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