Weird/strange/crazy things about you and/or your family

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To begin, here is some about me and my family.

-When I was 5 years old, I once farted while in church.

-Many people, when we are seen together, think my sister & I are twins. We are not twins. My sister is 25 and I am 22.

-Even though she will be during 60 in April of next year, my mom by then will still likely resemble a woman who is between 35 and 45 years of age.

-My uncle, after seven years, is still going through a nasty divorce with his ex-wife.

-"Birthday Season" in my family, is one birthday right after the other; my mom's birthday in April, my sister's birthday in May, and my birthday in June.

-I started as an altar server at the age of 13, but quit 3 1/2 years later, after my mom said I was too old to be one. She encouraged me to be an altar server anyhow.

-My sister weighs more than me, but thinks I weigh more than her.

-My mom and my sister both have asthma, yet I don't have asthma.

-My grandmother has blue eyes. My mom, my sister and I all have brown eyes.

-Sometimes by my mom, I get called by the dog's name and vice-versa.

-My mom used to have straight hair, but over time, her hair changed to a more wavy style.

-My sister began developing short-term memory loss only a few years back, at the age of 20, around the same time as my mom.

-Whenever I mention where I get my financial aid from, many people believe me being a former member of the military, when it is obvious that I have never been in the military.

-my parents were both immigrants to Canada but from two different continents
-when my oma and opa still lived in Holland during WW2 they hid Jewish people in their house
-my parents and brother have really high IQ's except for me
-my dad was once a DJ in the Philippines
-my dad once drew comics for the Vancouver newspaper
-my grandpa never showed his emotions and fought for North Korea
-my mum is the youngest of nine children
-my brother is gifted
-when I was a toddler I went to the hospital 2 times in one day for different reasons
-when I was little I used to chew gum and when it ran out of flavour and I was too lazy to throw it out, I gave the chewed up gum to my little brother to chew on
-my mum is bipolar and has a lot of anxiety which kind of shaped who I've become growing up
-my one uncle got murdered a few years ago, he was shot and killed and then buried in the woods
-my brother and my oma were both born on June 1
-when I was little I made my hands into imaginary friends and named one Pookie and the other Pocky
-my mum had gastric bypass surgery when I was around 15 years old
-I got my period and braces on the same day, January 17 2002
-my dad has diabetes, my mum is allergic to pine, my brother is allergic to ragweed and I'm allergic to cats and dogs; I get rashes and asthma
-I used to have a mole on my right cheek but I got it removed earlier this year
-the most cats my family has ever had at once was 5 cats, the most dogs was 3 dogs
-I have extremely thick, wavy, frizzy, poofy hair
-I have central auditory processing disorder, dyscalculia, social anxiety and depression
-the sounds of coins jingling together makes me go crazy

I fell out of the back of the car and was dragged on my butt for a short distance when I was 5 years old
My parents forgot my birthday

-I have never told my autistic friend my family's secret, even though it has been ten years since we met and about four years since we last saw each other.

-My mother is a big fan of Catwoman, yet my mother hates cats.

-My sister has never had her first kiss, even though she is old enough to have already had her first kiss.

-My grandmother and my mother are very close in age, but not as close as one might think.

-I, while at a Portland Gay Pride parade a few years ago, introduced myself to the city's Mayor using his surname as a first name and his first name as a surname, and he believed me.

-I am still trying to convince the current Pastor of the church my family and I go to at to try and set up a blood drive for the parish, of which I'm not giving up on.

-Whenever my sister or I try to get some exercise, our mother complains about it, yet she tells us to get exercise due to the both of us being overweight.

An interesting take I have on inheritance in my immediate family.

My older brother got the real brains
I got the deep thinking
My younger brother got the ability to function normally in society.

Lol

One of my uncles was in the Black Sheep Squadron in WWII (there was a TV show based on them for a while in the '70s).

His son-in-law got divorced from my cousin and had gender reassignment and is named Jennifer now.

My name before I got married meant "foreign lady religious pilgrim". It's actually kind of apt.

My mom made up a last name for us based on one of King Charles II of England's mistresses because I was the product of an affair with a married man and she was really into that historical era.

An aunt (not a blood relative) used to eat spiders.

Well my birthday is 6 March and my mom's 3 June (so 6.3 and 3.6) and my half sister is on 3 Feb and my stepfather on 9 June so all multiples of 3.
My birth date is 1963 (63.03.06 or 6.3.63)
My mom's late father's birthday was 2 June - the day before hers.
My mom's best friend who now lives in Melbourne Australia has her birthday on 4 June in the same year as my mom. (both turned 70 this year)

I have 8 brothers and sisters and was raised in a cult.