The Worst Movies Ever Made

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My list:
Transformers: The worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. That's all I'm going to say.
Spider-Man 3: Mr. Raimi, did you intentionally direct this sh@tbomb to p#ss off the fanbase?
Live Free or Die Hard: This is what happens when you direct a PG-13 rated sequel to an entire R rated franchise. Thanks alot, Fox.
Batman and Robin: Nanananananananananana... AH-NULD! BAT-NIPS! CLOONEY! Nanananananananana... TURKEY!

Cabin Boy.
Worst. Movie. Evah.


M.

Two posts, and nobody's mentioned Snakes on a Plane?

Titanic. They took a historical tragedy and turned it into, as Arnold Rimmer would put it, "the worst pile of blubbery schoolgirl mush I have ever been compelled to endure." It was so bad that I was rooting for the ice berg halfway into the movie. A Night to Remember was a much better movie, in my opinion.

People often cite Ed Wood's movies as the worst ever made, but at least they're entertaining in a way...

Borat.

I cannot stand that character, i mean he just goes around and comments on things, acts like an idiot and people think that it is "humor".

"Humor" like that makes me think that the concept of quality humor has fallen through the floor and noone has bothered to go down there and get it up from the basement.

Freddy Got Fingered is the worst movie ever made.

santa claus conquers the martians

actually it the best movie EVER made!

Recently had the misfortune to watch "Southland Tales" with the pretentious "Rock". It was awful; didn't think that bomb was ever going to end.

Really liked "Freddie Got Fingered" and "Cabin Boy".

Wow... you guys need to get out and see some proper crap.

If you can make it to the end of a movie, then it's not necessarily the "worst film".

My worst...

Father and Son: Like watching paint dry - only not quite so action packed. How did it win two awards?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363249/


Lost in Translation: How did that get best writing?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335266/

I really dislike Highlander II and Universal Soldier II: The Return but I'd still rather watch them 3 times rather than watch either of those two again.


Of the ones mentioned so far that I've seen.

Transformers... I personally didn't like it, but that doesn't make it the "worst movie ever".

Spiderman 3: I'm not a fan of Spiderman but I've seen all three and I think I enjoyed the third one as much as the others.

Die Hard 4.0: I don't get the US title but in any case, I enjoyed it. That was what the eighties used to be like. More please.

Snakes on a Plane: Heaps of fun - in the right mood.

Titanic: Loved it.

Borat: Hated that...

Southland Tales: I got bored and turned it off

Kangaroo Jack

You and I can't go to the movies; I hated both of those, and liked Southland Tales. *chuckle* There are a lot of films I never make it to the end of.


M.

Vanilla Sky
What a POS.

Eyes Wide Shut was pretty bad too. I really could have lived without seeing Nicole Kidman take a whizz.

Worst one I've seen: Ishtar.

But I always thought Plan 9 from Outer Space
was supposed to be the worst movie ever (at least
by common consent of bad-movie buffs). You know,
the one Ed Wood (Edward D. Wood, Jr.) directed?

BTW, what goes better with Snakes on a Plane,
marijuana or just 5 good shots of hooch at home?

oh come on! the movie is worth it for justin timberlake miming to the killers, if not also for seann william scott, who between this and role models turns out is actually really funny (!) dude, where's my megazeppelin?


best writing was maybe an arbitrary award but it definitely deserved to win SOMETHING by the end of the night. lip my stocking!


lol, a very very faithful remake of an excellent film with tom cruise (! !! !!) in place of douchey spanish guy, how can you not love it? really, the nines or the number 23 is what you'd want to go for if you just don't like that kind of headspin genre in general.

Borat
The Covent
The Dark Knight

(anything porn)